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Hello all!

As we all well know that on this forum are users from different countries i decided to open the thread in english!

So I want you all entertain here, on this thread...
What have you to write here?

JOKES!

So, let's laugh together!

I'll start
1st joke:

Teacher: what makes you 'see'?
student: my eyes , nose and ears
teacher: true, eyes make you see. But why ears and nose?
student: they hold my glasses

ahahahahaha

Last summer i went to Ireland and i spent my time learning jokes!

One was:

There are 3 english men. The first says "It's raining", the second says "It's cold", the third says "It's cold and raining".

°-° i never understood this joke, but all the other people laughed! xD

Hahahaha black humor... Another joke that doesn`t make me laugh is:

If your nose runs and your feet smell are you made upside-down?